Action Comics me

Self portrait as my favorite underrated golden age cover star. I mean, really, the guy is in the foreground of Action #1, pictured larger than the man of steel himself. Surely, there's some secret story arc where he comes back as a criminal mastermind to avenge his car getting trashed.
That guy is more awesome than the thief in Spider-man's arms on the cover of Amazing Fantasy #15.

Also, Superman is trashing my lovely hatchback. How dare he!

Superman belongs to DC, the original image crafted by Joe Shuster. My car, created by Ford. etc.

Remember when I used to draw all the time?
Trying to get back to that. Through narcissism.